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What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
    Bone appetit!

What does a ghost eat for lunch?
    A BOO-logna sandwich

Where do ghosts buy their food?
    At the ghost-ery store

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
    Spare ribs

What do ghosts drink at breakfast?
    Coffee with scream and sugar

What do ghosts eat for dinner?
    Spookgetti

What's a ghost's favorite fruit?
    Boo-berries.

What's a ghost's favorite dessert?
    Boo-berry pie.

What do zombies like to eat at a cook out?
    Halloweenies

What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae?
    Whipped scream

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
    No, they eat the fingers separately.

What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
    A toasty ghosty

Why don't mummies take vacations?
    They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.

Why don't angry witches ride their brooms?
    They're afraid of flying off the handle.

What's a monster's favorite play?
    Romeo and Ghouliet

What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter?
    Pumpkin Pi

How do you mend a broken Jack-O-Lantern?
    With a pumpkin patch

What is a ghost's favorite party game?
    Hide-and-go-shriek